Disclaimer: I am not GRRM or making moneys from this, I'm just here for the lulz.

( In which there are dwarves, dragons and dimwits all dancing like crazy )

Well some of you are crazies and asked if I was ever going to do this... and lo, I did. >.> I make no promises as to quality of recap or humor, so read at your own risk.

( the long-awaited dance, in which you learn the other half of what you already know: which is probably nothing. )

A Feast for Crows is the property of GRR Martin, and this is a parody for fun and amusement. I'd also like to thank cleolinda for her awesome Movies in 15 Minutes which originally inspired this exercise. Oh, and another thank you to all you lovely people who comment and laugh along with these things.

[Castle Derry, where the Madness of Ser ( Read more... )

Disclaimer: A Feast For Crows is the property of GRR Martin, this parody is for fun and not for profit.

[In Oldtown, where we find proof that college kids are college kids no matter what century you put them in and will always know where to find beer. And the Westerosi Parenting Manual is living up to expectations]

Pate: Rosey’s hot.

Rosey’s mom: ( Read more... )

Here's Part the Third. It's short, but hopefully funny. Enjoy, and please tell me what you think! GRRM is the mastermind who wrote the book, and cleolinda inspired it.

[Meanwhile, Sansa’s got issues on the Isle of Sheep and Dreariness]

Heathfinger: Home sweet home. God I hate this place…. Alayne.

Sansa: Le what?

Heathfinger: Alayne. Stone. Your ( Read more... )

This is Part 2 of 3 because my computer has joined Word in hating Rich Text editor with the passion of a thousand suns (or one really pissed off Doran Martell, take your pick).

So, here is part 2 of the 30 minute book. Look at the delay as extended commercial breaks. Hope you enjoy it! There's a lot of Bad Things in this one, so I tried... let me ( Read more... )

Can I just say how hard this book is to parody??! It's really difficult when just about breaks my nonexistant heart.  Ahem, anyway. This is GRRM's book, my parody. And another nod to cleolinda for her awesome m15m parodies which originally inspired this whole thing.

Formatting may be wonky, due to the Rich Text editor and Word having an ongoing war ( Read more... )

Here is the second 15 minutes of A Clash of Kings, in which Bran is weird, Jojen is weirder, and Qarth is the weirdest place to occur outside of Twin Peaks...

When we left, the plebes were attempting to discipline one of their kings, but sadly had not invented the proper tool (aka Mme Guillotine). The other kings are dead, loving the CRAZY, and ( Read more... )

A brief recapping of the epic events happening during  the first part of A Clash of Kings.

[Dragonstone aka The New KL, Isla de Crazy.]

Red Comet: I’m ominous? Yes? *ominouses*

Maester Cressen: Now that’s some ominous. I shall be forced to reminisce me some exposition. *expositions*

Shireen: My daddy is Stannis and I’m unfortunately ugly due to ( Read more... )

A Game of Thrones in 30 Minutes, Part Deux. Owing much to Google, hippies, and of course GRRM.

Meanwhile, Back at Winterfell, it’s a great day for a hunt, which Bran can go on too because thanks to Tyrion (aka the one mamaStark wants dead) he has Westeros’ first Handicapped Saddle.

Not!Celts: *ATTACK*

Robb: The hell you do! Stabnation!

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